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Post by Devantè on Nov 25, 2006 12:03:48 GMT -5
Top ten excuses for not doing homework:
# I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames. # Isaac Newton's birthday. # I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it. # I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin. # I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged. # I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy. # I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it. # I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one. # I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. # I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk. # I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.
Technically this is 10, even though the are 11 '#'s.
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